"I hate quotations."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

"The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think."
- unknown -

"I never get lost...I just change where it is that I want to go."
- Rita Rudner -

"A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better."
- unknown -

"The pessimist complains about the wind;
The optimist expects it to change;
The realist adjusts his sails."

- William Arthur Ward -

"The probability of someone watching you is
proportional to the stupidity of your action."

- unknown -

"Never run with scissors."
- my elementary school teacher, Mrs. Callazo -

"Those of you who think that you know everything are particularly annoying to those of us who do."
- unknown -

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific."

- Jane Wagner -

"Writing about music is
like dancing about architecture..."

- Elvis Costello -

"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground...and miss."
- Douglas Adams -

"Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower."
- Albert Camus -

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- M. Grundler -

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
- Burt Bacharach -

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln -

"When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle -




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